There is a theory. A theory that all people on earth are connected through a chain of six people. This means that six people from me is a small Chinese woman in South Africa or Kevin Bacon. Simple enough. Is it true? In a moment of oddly rare optimism, I'll chose to take this as fact. So, who do I know? I'm examining my relationships, even the juicy ones and the people I can't stand. Names have been changed in part to protect my subject's privacy but mostly to avoid lawsuit or arrest for everyone. I know this introduction is probably too short but I'll counter that notion with my favorite quote, "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!"